ere are a few of the things you may be wondering before you see Vendetta. What is Vendetta? It's a 22 minute Christmas film in the tradition of your favorite 80's cop shows.  It's got everything you need to get in the holiday spirit; snowflakes falling, sleighbells ringing, bullets ricocheting... hey, what's Christmas without a little .45 caliber action? How can I experience Vendetta myself? It's easy.  Just download the video clips from this site and enjoy.  Each of the five clips is around 8MB, and each is easily worth it's weight in gold. Is Vendetta really that good? Is it worth the download? Absolutely.  To help put it in perspective, we have calculated some helpful comparisons.  You could download the first clip of Vendetta or: Half of the latest web browser 112 high quality pornographic images Most of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" in MP3 But unlike any of these other options, only Vendetta will change your life from "ho-hum" to "whee!". Do I need any special software? You only need QuickTime which you want anyway.  It's free, and all the cool stuff on the web that you've been looking for requires QuickTime 3.  Trust us. Why did you use Quicktime? Downloading (and installing) QuickTime 3 AND Vendetta will still take less time than downloading Vendetta in a standard format.  Plus it looks and sounds great.  Don't live in the dark ages!  Think Different!  Get QuickTime now and join the revolution!!!  ...ahem.  Sorry.  There is no revolution. Is Vendetta: A Christmas Story appropriate for Children? Vendetta could probably get on Network TV, but these days that's not saying much.  Aside from a brief appearance by the "S" word, it's totally kosher...  as long as the kids don't mind seeing Santa Claus tote a gun. Is Santa Real? Yes. Can I get a video copy? Sure, we're giving away DVD's Just follow the instructions on the front page. Can I sue you? Sure.  You can sue us for whatever you like.  I must admit that everyone involved with the production of Vendetta is pocket-lint broke.  The film cost about $100 to make, including video tapes.  If you feel that we have somehow violated your sales space with Vendetta, please feel free to have your head examined.  If that doesn't help, email us.